hello
hello and welcome
this site design is an accurate representation of my personality
im vince, its short for vincent, trans malel he/him, im 20 which means im old enough to order off the kids menu, appendicitis (self diagnosed) ,i share a birthday with sasuke uchiha (july 23rd), im leo sun, sagittarius moon, libra rising, mars scorpio, and im enfp (emo nervous floridian pieceofshit) just in case you wanted to know
some fun facts about me:
on my old twitter account, i had the same display name (Major Dick Bong) and the same toilet icon that slowly amassed more and more twibbons on it for around 2 years and 3 months. here is a picture of it as a reminder and so anyone who hasnt seen it before knows what theyre dealing with:
anyway
im not making an actual full interests list because i dont have time for this
but here are some basic things about me
i love music
i love touhou
i love youmu konpaku
i love shion yorigami
i love meta knight
i love sonic the hedgehog (series)
i play spla2n. i main eliter
my favorite colors are cyan and peridot green
my favorite time of day is 6:00 pm
my favorite kind of pens are gel pens
my least favorite kind of pens are ball point pens
my least favorite food is macaroni and cheese
my least favorite childrens cartoon is the pj maasks
i own socks
i own a pair of heelys
i own some spoons
i have never been arrested before
i have never broken any bones before
i have never gotten a nosebleed before
i have never eaten glue before
i have never taken viagra before
i have done origami before
i have said fuck at school before
i have played a video game before
i have played the kazoo before
i am capable of using a microwave
i am capable of flipping a light switch on
i enjoy wielding sticks
i enjoy doing origami
my blood type is AB+
my blood type is the third rarest in the world
my blood type tastes very good
thats all i can come up with
thank you for reading
have a wonderful day everyone
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the unfun part of my about:
tag or warn me about [alcohol] please
thank you
please do not make or mention daddy kink jokes in my presence. thank you
back to the fun part of my about
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ok have a nice day bye
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disclaimer: "self diagnosed appendicitis" is a joke that comes from someone saying they have "self diagnosed rabies." i do not actually have appendicitis